The Ten Thoughts Everyone Has During a Ro’ride
Your water bottle is full and firmly nestled in your handlebars. You’re clipped in. The music starts pumping. You’re ready to go.
Then, miraculously, your mind starts to wander. While all of the instructors here at Rocycle are incredibly inspiring and massively motivating, everyone has a moment or two of mental drifting during class. It may be that getting your blood pumping puts your brain into high gear or it may be that it’s the first time all day you’re not squinting at a screen. Whatever it is, you’re not the only one. Here are ten thoughts that everyone has whilst on the bike:
#1. Oh s**t! Did I remember to lock up my bike?
#2. Maybe I’m ready to graduate to the first row. Hmm they look pretty intense. Maybe I’ll stick to bike 18 for another week or two.
#3. I love her sports bra. I wonder if they sell it at reception.
#4. Was that my stomach?! I can’t wait to pick up my smoothie after class.
#5. How the heck does Jeff move his legs so fast? It’s like he has bionic legs.
#6. Wow, I really nailed those pyramids. OMG – here comes another set.
#7. It’s awfully crowded in here today. I better start booking my bike ahead of time…
#8. Is it even humanly possible to sweat this much? I’m pretty sure I could fill a bathtub with all of this!
#9. This playlist is unreal. *Mentally inserts fire emoji here* I wish I could Shazam during class.
#10. Is it over already? Damn. I wish I’d signed up for Ro’asted